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  1. Life of Riley: Oink! Oink!

    another in its place. (Sounds of: Oink! Oink! Oink!) By Dave Riley November 25, 1998 342 ... forfeited the confidence of the government. The recent spate of street heat during the meeting of the ... wasn't enough, calling members of the people's army, blind pigs (babi buta)— and in a Muslim ...

  2. Life of Riley: Newcastle — you never had it so good

    But me, I never had it so good. I see? You hear all sorts of complaints. "I lost me job" or ... meet" and so on. But it would be a boring old life if we didn't have a few challenges thrown our ... To keep perky you need to do it hard. Otherwise, what's the point. Take life as it comes. ...

  3. Life of Riley: That's what friends are for

    friends. It's always good to know who your friends are. And I know that among the people of Indonesia ... MAN hits the victim) to their own (hits again.) That's what friends are for. By Dave Riley May ...

  4. Life of Riley: When it pleases me

    me. Yes, Sir! Unless, of course, I was to change my mind. (Rises). Yes, Sir. Then it wouldn't. ... Dave Riley February 10, 1999 348 ...

  5. Life of Riley: Professional foot soldiers

    anyone who says different is (please excuse my bluntness) simply full of bull. Dave Riley Email: ... Professional foot soldiers Professional foot soldiers Life can be bitter. Did you ever notice how ... easily the amateur can eclipse the good standing of an industrious professional like myself? There I was, ...

  6. Life of Riley: I dips me lid

    Deary me. What with our majestical PM overseas doing his every bit for the land of Oz and business ... as usual this side of John Laws latest opinion (copyrighted) on whatever you care to mention, we who ... imagination? Are we getting screwed or what? Don't get me wrong. I don't want to meet the emperor of ...

  7. Life of Riley: It's all to plan

    It's all to plan Synopsis, being a summary of what has gone before, for the benefit of those ... targets. Every night it's bombs away as those daring-do flyboys risk their all in the name of whatever ... himself. He wipes his eyes. He downs a glass of slivovitz, and says: "Go for it!" And another ...

  8. Life of Riley: Terra Australis Proprietary Limited

    of the capitalist carnival are sure to ebb and flow in the time ahead. Such is life. But we promise ... This novel initiative is a logical consequence of the trend toward privatisation. We're ... fast-tracking it, that's all. The formation of Terra Australis Proprietary Limited and its listing on the ...

  9. Life of Riley: We are all reconciled

    BY DAVE RILEY <http://www.ozemail.com.au/~dhell> May 31, 2000 407 ...

  10. Life of Riley: April Fools' Day

    special time rather than just some of the people the rest of the time. By Dave Riley ... human apathy greatly increasing, the venerable leader of the nation, being then in his post of pastoral ... care, desiring to root out the said apathy entirely, and to stimulate more devotion of the people ...

  11. Life of Riley: That's the point

    run-of-the-mill Indo', mustn't it? I mean, all you want out of life is three square meals a day and ... of friendship, with a tidy sum in it, and that Suharto fellow starts knocking off the locals. — It ... Let's just say that I'd be pretty darn choosy come election time. — You'd be thinking of your ...

  12. Life of Riley: Identity

    Identity Identity Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I mean that. I am determined to ... a better catalogue of role models if it's a new life one's after. After failing to find a ready ... from under the end of the bedclothes. I thought: this is it — that jumbo digit's trying to tell me ...

  13. Life of Riley: Christmas Classifieds

    in a casket in Highgate Hill, London, England, during the year of 1883 please contact Mr. D.J. Riley ... Christmas Classifieds Apology: The illustration of the Panasonic Cordless Phone (Model KX-T4026AL) ... on page 16 of the Optus World Christmas catalogue currently being distributed shows the incorrect ...

  14. Life of Riley: The chickens are coming home

    family distributes the burden of living and the largesse of life. You won't find a more benevolent ... to offer these observations about family life because the primary level of family life — Level I: ... Johnny's family down the road — and, in a roundabout way, the family of man. The family: what would we do ...

  15. Life of Riley: Learning to use the

    go", I hear someone say, "Riley is one of those economic reductionists." And I am. I do not ... guns mean violence — it's a G = V thing. Take the toys from the boys. Point your finger instead of ... Here we are debating head on about what's wrong with the way we live and the likes of me ...

  16. Life of Riley: The same old routine

    you mean "normal"? Run of the mill existence, same old routine... that sort of thing. — But ... we've just had an election. So? — Well, I think you could be a little more considerate of the democratic ... It's a time to reflect and weigh up the options. Which I did. — I'm glad you took some time out of ...

  17. Life of Riley: The red mole

    were nobodies. Run-of-the-mill paper sellers, "sloganising lefties"... And today?-Well today ... you're a "manipulator of guileless youth" and I'm a "red fascist". Yes I know. ... Such is the price of fame.-But really! Do I look like a "red fascist" to you? In this light, ...

  18. Life of Riley: Regarding the last 30 years

    Regarding the last 30 years And so we go ever forward sentenced to make the best of what we find. ... going to go all soppy on me. I was just looking back. Taking in the last 30 years of struggle and fight. ... were important years. Years of hope, years of war, each year different from the year before. Thirty ...

  19. Life of Riley: How to be true blue

    "But I do battle. Oh master, I struggle so hard every day of my life. Why can't I be like ... gets his own Little Aussie Battler™; to have and to hold, as it were. I just feel so much on top of ... , well, everything really. Suddenly, for the first time in my life, I feel as one with my surrounds. ...

  20. The life of Riley: The official view

    In order to represent the official view of what this dry brown land of ours is capable of, I have ... decided to present a symbolic picture, using whatever actors we have available in this section of the ... faces. That's it. You there, you'll play the role of Dole Bludger. Now dance over to the others ...

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